Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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