yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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