remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Randomize
