It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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