i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
She bit a glass in half.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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