yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
Randomize
