What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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