I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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