Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear

(401): View more from Rhode Island

...this stays between you and me

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(916): View more from California

I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.

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(512): View more from Texas

I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience

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(513): View more from Ohio

constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...

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(440): View more from Ohio

Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.

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(425): View more from Washington

Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"

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(253): View more from Washington

You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".

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