were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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