writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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