Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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