I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
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