Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
We have so much sex to catch up on
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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