you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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