i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Randomize
