sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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