My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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