that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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