I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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