South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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