Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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