So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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