Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
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