They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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