I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
My ATM looks so different sober.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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