She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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