one word: firstdatebathroomanal
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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