im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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