I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Randomize