so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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