Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Randomize