Say something about gay babies.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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