Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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