i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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