After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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