Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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