You're completely useless in the revolution.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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