Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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