haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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