Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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