Duck Duck Cougar?
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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