toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I can text with my tongue
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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