Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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