I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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