I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
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