Dual....:-)
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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