And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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