she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
