You smell like stripper and shame
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Help. Why am I so naked?
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