I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
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