i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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