Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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