Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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